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YELLOWCARD is AWESOME!!!

Yellowcard, I commend you for keeping your violin player. I mean we all agree that he’s completely unnecessary, but he’s probably your friend, and instead of kicking him out to make your wallets fatter like Four Year Strong, you let him do these little meaningless riffs that contribute nothing to your music. That’s a cool thing to do.

Anyway, that’s something I actually like about you. Here’s what I don’t:

You guys sound like a generic version of yourselves. There are ton of pop/rock bands now and your song “Forever Summer” is no better than the crap local bands are throwing away. I feel you though. Write some shit that’s easy to listen to and cash in on your name. I’d do it too, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to give you shit for it. The honest truth is that, you know your shit’s weak, and I know your shit’s weak. You want money and cocaine, so you write a couple dillies here and there, throw it on a “record”, hit the road, badda bing badda boom you got some flow and maybe a few baby girls. I guess the point is: creatively you’ve thrown in the towel.

If you want to see Yellowcard at it’s finest I strongly suggest you check out their song “Big Apple Heartbreak” here.

#yellowcard #forever summer #hopeless records #crappy music #crappymusic #four year strong #big apple heartbreak

AWESOME REVIEW - Set Your Goals “Exit Summer”

Looks like Set Your Goals has been bumping a ton of Vanessa Carlton in their tour van. If you can make it to 1:20 without falling asleep during this snoozefest you’ll see what I mean. Here is Vanessa’s video for “A Thousand Miles” in case you don’t immediately realize how blatant of a rip off this is.

As for the beginning of the song, here’s a little tip for you guys, shouting the same note while fitting in as many words as possible doesn’t make a song seem anymore intense; you just sound like the fucking micro machine guy. BTW, I hear Tailor Swift has some pretty catchy melodies; when you’re done with Vanessa maybe you can use some of hers.

Final Verdict

-38/100

Yes, that’s a negative.

#set your goals #exit summer #crappy music #crappymusic

AWESOME NEWS - Something I Needed to Note

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Aprill 2011 had the most fucked week in music that I can remember. Three bands released new songs that are such a fucking joke they should be opening for Dane Cook.

I would like to start with the band AmelySeriously, come the fuck on. You should all be embarrassed to be in each other’s presence. You’ve written a song so bad that an awkward pity fills my body and makes me unable to listen to this track in its entirety. Congratulations Fearless Records you have yet another winner on your hands. Don’t listen to "I’m Not Missing You" on AltPress.com; you’re wasting your time. I warned you.

Simple Plan … fuck you. God dammit I’m so mad that fucks like you are given studio time. Not because I’m jealous, but because I’m so fucking dumb that I actually think people use it to write palitable music, therefore tricking me into completely blowing three minutes of life, making my miserable existence even worse. The song "Jet Lag" is so bad that it’s a parody of itself. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rebecca Black was given credit for the lyrics on this one. Oh and by the way Pierre says that this song has a “classic” feel to it. Classic? Like Beethoven? Like The Beatles? Fuck it I could write tome about how much this band sucks. You’ve been double warned. Don’t listen to “Jet Lag”.

P.S. Natasha Bedingfield (female vocal on “Jet Lag”) you can’t sing. Please tell me you are def so I can sleep at night thinking you’re only allowed to record because people feel sorry for you.

I know I’m going to get a ton of shit for this if anyone ever ends up reading my blog, but Fireworksyou need to get your shit together. I don’t know what happened to you guys, however, I want you to know, you’ve fallen off the fucking deep end. What’s with the organ? Is it even necessary? Has no one learned anything from Four Year Strong’s Mistakes? It’s the most unintentionally asinine thing I’ve heard since Gorilla Biscuits’ harmonica solo on “Start Today”. Your music is becoming generic and sounds like it belongs on the soundtrack of a dreamworks animated movie. To top it off, David, you sound like a cross between Rob Thomas and Pee-Wee Herman. Figure it out dudes. Figure it out. Listen to the song “Arrows” in the video above or here. Please, tell me I’m crazy. Please tell me I’m just going bat-shit crazy.

I just found out that Cobra Starship and Artist vs Poet released new songs so this will have to continue tomorrow. Worst month of music fucking ever. Title Fight may be the only thing that saves the summer.

#amely #arro #april 2011 #crappy music #Bad Music #crappymusic #dane cook #fearless records #fireworks #fuck my life #Rob Thomas #natasha bedingfield #shed #simple plan #start today #title fight #jet lag #i'm not missing you

AWESOME REVIEW - Panic! At The Disco’s “Ready to Go”

The members of Flock of Seagulls must be rolling in their graves right now (They’re dead right?). I’m just kidding you guys aren’t biting their style, but how much do you pay The Bravery to write your songs for you. I’m just curious because I really want to be in a band, but I hate writing music. Also, who choreographed this mess? Napoleon Dynamite? Look, I know i’m coming down on Panic! at The Disco pretty hard, so I was only going to give them a 2.5 but the Mary Poppins references were pretty cool so they earned an extra point.

Final Verdict

3.5/100

#Panic at the Disco #panic! #ready to go #crappymusic #crappy music #ryan ross #brendan urie

FAITH HILL is AWESOME!!!

How does Tim McGraw put up with this psycho?

#country music awards #faith hill #freak out #crappy music #crappymusic

AWESOME NEWS - Craig Owens Reunites with Chiodos
How this is newsworthy is beyond me. Chiodos is a fucking zero on a scale of one to important. This band won’t mean anything in the future (not that they mean a lot now). Craig is also a major doucher that will also disappear into obscurity with them. Remember how people used to listen to shit bands like Armor for Sleep, yet no one gives any fucks about them now. That’s Chiodos, and anything Craig Owens works on, in a nutshell.
Watch as these arrogant fucks take narcissism to a new level with this announcement video http://vimeo.com/41031767.
How incredibly necessary.
On a side note … thanks Craig Owens for letting me know that cuffing your jeans is still in.

AWESOME NEWS - Craig Owens Reunites with Chiodos

How this is newsworthy is beyond me. Chiodos is a fucking zero on a scale of one to important. This band won’t mean anything in the future (not that they mean a lot now). Craig is also a major doucher that will also disappear into obscurity with them. Remember how people used to listen to shit bands like Armor for Sleep, yet no one gives any fucks about them now. That’s Chiodos, and anything Craig Owens works on, in a nutshell.

Watch as these arrogant fucks take narcissism to a new level with this announcement video http://vimeo.com/41031767.

How incredibly necessary.

On a side note … thanks Craig Owens for letting me know that cuffing your jeans is still in.

#chiodos #craig owens #crappy music #crappymusic #armor for sleep

VICTORIAN HALLS is AWESOME!!!

Check out this AWESOME band that’s ripping off inspired by the Blood Brothers. Not only are they a group of talented musicians, but their lyrics rival the likes of Conor Oberst and Cursive’s Tim Kasher. Listen to the chorus, if you can make it that far.

"Let the beat drop and it just won’t stop and girls kiss girls in parking lots"

*clap … clap … clap*

#blood brothers #crappy music #crappymusic #victorian halls #victory records

I know there are bands out there that I don’t know about yet that deserve to be hated on. Any suggestions?

I know there are bands out there that I don’t know about yet that deserve to be hated on. Any suggestions?

#crappy music #crappymusic

Wait, so you spend your days finding bands you think suck and talk about them? fuck your life sucks.

cerberuskisses

My life sucks? You’re the one sitting around searching for hashtags containing the name of your boyfriend’s band.

They aren’t even that bad. Just typical and boring, therefore … annoying. Actually, now that I read the post, I barely even shit on them. I’m not sure what got you all upset, but I’m guessing it’s because you know I’m right.

In case you wanted to know why this girl feels the need to insult me here is my original post about her boyfriend’s mediocre band.

http://yourbandisawesome.tumblr.com/post/18010630290/actasone

Also, I don’t “spend my days” findings bands that I think suck. Alternative Press serves them up on a silver platter.

#Act As One #girlfriend #crappy music #crappymusic