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YELLOWCARD is AWESOME!!!

Yellowcard, I commend you for keeping your violin player. I mean we all agree that he’s completely unnecessary, but he’s probably your friend, and instead of kicking him out to make your wallets fatter like Four Year Strong, you let him do these little meaningless riffs that contribute nothing to your music. That’s a cool thing to do.

Anyway, that’s something I actually like about you. Here’s what I don’t:

You guys sound like a generic version of yourselves. There are ton of pop/rock bands now and your song “Forever Summer” is no better than the crap local bands are throwing away. I feel you though. Write some shit that’s easy to listen to and cash in on your name. I’d do it too, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to give you shit for it. The honest truth is that, you know your shit’s weak, and I know your shit’s weak. You want money and cocaine, so you write a couple dillies here and there, throw it on a “record”, hit the road, badda bing badda boom you got some flow and maybe a few baby girls. I guess the point is: creatively you’ve thrown in the towel.

If you want to see Yellowcard at it’s finest I strongly suggest you check out their song “Big Apple Heartbreak” here.

#yellowcard #forever summer #hopeless records #crappy music #crappymusic #four year strong #big apple heartbreak

AWESOME NEWS - Four Year Strong Kicks Out Keyboard Player (Self Re-Blog)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who didn’t know this was going to happen. I mean come on … seriously. What a shocker Four Year Strong kicks out the keyboard player that they never needed in the first place. The best part is that they actually pretend there will be some sort of void left with the loss of this undeniably expendable position.
“Josh was special at what he did; he wasn’t just a keyboard player. There’s no way to replace what he did on stage or off. So we are not going to try. We are going to continue on as a four piece.”
Then why didn’t you just keep him? What a bunch of lying shit heads. All they have to do is tell the truth. Here is what they should have said. “We never really needed a keyboard player. In fact, it actually made our music worse. Not only will this make our songs better but we’ll make a little more money when we start depositing Josh’s salary right into our bank accounts. Go us!”
To read more and laugh about how fucked Josh is go to this link: Property Of Zack

AWESOME NEWS - Four Year Strong Kicks Out Keyboard Player (Self Re-Blog)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who didn’t know this was going to happen. I mean come on … seriously. What a shocker Four Year Strong kicks out the keyboard player that they never needed in the first place. The best part is that they actually pretend there will be some sort of void left with the loss of this undeniably expendable position.

“Josh was special at what he did; he wasn’t just a keyboard player. There’s no way to replace what he did on stage or off. So we are not going to try. We are going to continue on as a four piece.”

Then why didn’t you just keep him? What a bunch of lying shit heads. All they have to do is tell the truth. Here is what they should have said. “We never really needed a keyboard player. In fact, it actually made our music worse. Not only will this make our songs better but we’ll make a little more money when we start depositing Josh’s salary right into our bank accounts. Go us!”

To read more and laugh about how fucked Josh is go to this link: Property Of Zack

#four year strong #keyboard player #fake #assholes #liars #Josh Lyford

Act As One is AWESOME!

Thanks Four Year Strong (not my style, but actually talented), you guys really fucked things up. Now bands like Act As One and other former metal-core kids want to be just like you. I used to think dubstep fans waited for the drop, but this genre takes the cake, hands down. Why write a song when you can write a breakdown?

#act as one #the only easy day was yesterday #four year strong #crappy music #crappymusic

"Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!" is AWESOME!

Okay, someone’s fucking with me, right? I’ll give it to Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!, Four Year Strong’s "Rise or Die Trying" was a pretty good album, but not one to base your entire band around. They’re like the Limp Bizkit of Metal-Core and Pop-Punk, mixing two genres that don’t belong together. I don’t even know why I’m writing this. They are obviously trolling everyone. This can’t be a real band. The singer gives it away. He’s plugging his nose and singing out of key to make fun of someone. Who? I don’t know, but can you please stop? The joke isn’t funny anymore.

#chunk no captain chunk #four year strong #limp bizkit #something for nothing #this can't be real #crappymusic

AWESOME NEWS - Something I Needed to Note Part 1

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This week has easily been the most fucked week in music that I can remember. Three bands have all released new songs that are such a fucking joke they should be opening for Dane Cook.

I would like to start with the band Amely. Seriously, come the fuck on. You should all be embarrassed to be in each other’s presence. You’ve written a song so bad that an awkward pity fills my body and makes me unable to listen to this track in its entirety. Congratulations Fearless Records you have yet another winner on your hands. Don’t listen to "I’m Not Missing You" on AltPress.com; you’re wasting your time. I warned you.

Simple Plan … fuck you. God dammit I’m so mad that fucks like you are given studio time. Not because I’m jealous, but because I’m so fucking dumb that I actually think people use it to write palitable music, therefore tricking me into completely blowing three minutes of life, making my miserable existence even worse. The song "Jet Lag" is so bad that it’s a parody of itself. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rebecca Black was given credit for the lyrics on this one. Oh and by the way Pierre says that this song has a “classic” feel to it. Classic? Like Beethoven? Like The Beatles? Fuck it I could write tome about how much this band sucks. You’ve been double warned. Don’t listen to “Jet Lag”.

P.S. Natasha Bedingfield (female vocal on “Jet Lag”) you can’t sing. Please tell me you are def so I can sleep at night thinking you’re only allowed to record because people feel sorry for you.

I know I’m going to get a ton of shit for this if anyone ever ends up reading my blog, but Fireworks, you need to get your shit together. I don’t know what happened to you guys, however, I want you to know, you’ve fallen off the fucking deep end. What’s with the organ? Is it even necessary? Has no one learned anything from Four Year Strong’s Mistakes? It’s the most unintentionally asinine thing I’ve heard since Gorilla Biscuits’ harmonica solo on “Start Today”. Your music is becoming generic and sounds like it belongs on the soundtrack of a dreamworks animated movie. To top it off, David, you sound like a cross between Rob Thomas and Pee-Wee Herman. Figure it out dudes. Figure it out. Listen to the song “Arrows” in the video above or here. Please, tell me I’m crazy. Please tell me I’m just going bat-shit crazy.

I just found out that Cobra Starship and Artist vs Poet released new songs so this will have to continue tomorrow. Worst month of music fucking ever. Title Fight may be the only thing that saves the summer.

#fireworks #arrows #simple plan #jet lag #natasha bedingfield #four year strong #amely #i'm not missing you #fearless records #dane cook #rob thomas #gorilla biscuits #start today #fuck my life #april 2011 #title fight #shed #crappy music #bad music #music

AWESOME NEWS - Four Year Strong Tells Keyboard Player to Go Fuck Himself

Four Year Strong

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who didn’t know this was going to happen. I mean come on … seriously. What a shocker Four Year Strong kicks out the keyboard player that they never needed in the first place. The best part is that they actually pretend there will be some sort of void left with the loss of this undeniably expendable position.

"Josh was special at what he did; he wasn’t just a keyboard player. There’s no way to replace what he did on stage or off. So we are not going to try. We are going to continue on as a four piece."

Then why didn’t you just keep him? What a bunch of lying shit heads. All they have to do is tell the truth. Here is what they should have said. “We never really needed a keyboard player. In fact, it actually made our music worse. Not only will this make our songs better but we’ll make a little more money when we start depositing Josh’s salary right into our bank accounts. Go us!”

To read more and laugh about how fucked Josh is go to this link: Property Of Zack

#four year strong #keyboard player #liars #fake #assholes #crappy music #bad music #music