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Aprill 2011 had the most fucked week in music that I can remember. Three bands released new songs that are such a fucking joke they should be opening for Dane Cook.

I would like to start with the band AmelySeriously, come the fuck on. You should all be embarrassed to be in each other’s presence. You’ve written a song so bad that an awkward pity fills my body and makes me unable to listen to this track in its entirety. Congratulations Fearless Records you have yet another winner on your hands. Don’t listen to "I’m Not Missing You" on AltPress.com; you’re wasting your time. I warned you.

Simple Plan … fuck you. God dammit I’m so mad that fucks like you are given studio time. Not because I’m jealous, but because I’m so fucking dumb that I actually think people use it to write palitable music, therefore tricking me into completely blowing three minutes of life, making my miserable existence even worse. The song "Jet Lag" is so bad that it’s a parody of itself. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rebecca Black was given credit for the lyrics on this one. Oh and by the way Pierre says that this song has a “classic” feel to it. Classic? Like Beethoven? Like The Beatles? Fuck it I could write tome about how much this band sucks. You’ve been double warned. Don’t listen to “Jet Lag”.

P.S. Natasha Bedingfield (female vocal on “Jet Lag”) you can’t sing. Please tell me you are def so I can sleep at night thinking you’re only allowed to record because people feel sorry for you.

I know I’m going to get a ton of shit for this if anyone ever ends up reading my blog, but Fireworksyou need to get your shit together. I don’t know what happened to you guys, however, I want you to know, you’ve fallen off the fucking deep end. What’s with the organ? Is it even necessary? Has no one learned anything from Four Year Strong’s Mistakes? It’s the most unintentionally asinine thing I’ve heard since Gorilla Biscuits’ harmonica solo on “Start Today”. Your music is becoming generic and sounds like it belongs on the soundtrack of a dreamworks animated movie. To top it off, David, you sound like a cross between Rob Thomas and Pee-Wee Herman. Figure it out dudes. Figure it out. Listen to the song “Arrows” in the video above or here. Please, tell me I’m crazy. Please tell me I’m just going bat-shit crazy.

I just found out that Cobra Starship and Artist vs Poet released new songs so this will have to continue tomorrow. Worst month of music fucking ever. Title Fight may be the only thing that saves the summer.

#amely #arro #april 2011 #crappy music #Bad Music #crappymusic #dane cook #fearless records #fireworks #fuck my life #Rob Thomas #natasha bedingfield #shed #simple plan #start today #title fight #jet lag #i'm not missing you

You have no appreciation for simple music. Simple Plan's Jet Lag is a good song. Not the best. Granted. But it's good.

Before you tell me I have no clue what good music is, don't waste your breath. I listen to anything.

Question, what do you think is good music? I'm seriously curious.

thepiesendure

"Simple music" huh? *face palm* Do you even know what simple means? Simple is synonymous with retarded, genius. Of course I don’t like it. Look, I’m not going to be harsh on you. The point of this blog is to help people differentiate between what’s okay and what’s a total fucking abomination. Here are bands that you should listen to that may help you grow as not only a music listener, but as person as well. The most important thing to do is listen with an open mind. If you’re thinking about kissing me the whole time it will take away from your experience.

Also, you mentioned that you know what “good music is”, because you “listen to anything”. Not a well conceived argument my dear. For Example, just because I say something like “I’d fuck anything” doesn’t mean I’m a connoisseur of boning; it just means I have no standards. Understand what I mean? It’s being selective that makes us truly discerning individuals.

Albums you might like if you like Simple Plan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Through_Being_Cool

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Found_Glory_(album)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tell_All_Your_Friends

Once you feel like you can slightly veer from the pop-punk/rock music world, feel free to try these songs. Don’t listen to these until you have at least tried the above because your palate will not be ready.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZka3E37k6w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv5lO-O8hRU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuXkhE0VMcw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ81NLny0SU

What I’ve given you is merely a thimble full of knowledge; let me know If you want more. To quote a popular book I once read a few pages of, “Ask and ye shall receive”.

Try reading the rest of my blog; It contains bands that I think are decent as well.

On a side note, your impetuousness gives away your gender.

#simple plan #jet lag #helping those in need #crappy music #bad music #music

AWESOME NEWS - Something I Needed to Note Part 1

READ FIRST WATCH VIDEO LATER

This week has easily been the most fucked week in music that I can remember. Three bands have all released new songs that are such a fucking joke they should be opening for Dane Cook.

I would like to start with the band Amely. Seriously, come the fuck on. You should all be embarrassed to be in each other’s presence. You’ve written a song so bad that an awkward pity fills my body and makes me unable to listen to this track in its entirety. Congratulations Fearless Records you have yet another winner on your hands. Don’t listen to "I’m Not Missing You" on AltPress.com; you’re wasting your time. I warned you.

Simple Plan … fuck you. God dammit I’m so mad that fucks like you are given studio time. Not because I’m jealous, but because I’m so fucking dumb that I actually think people use it to write palitable music, therefore tricking me into completely blowing three minutes of life, making my miserable existence even worse. The song "Jet Lag" is so bad that it’s a parody of itself. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rebecca Black was given credit for the lyrics on this one. Oh and by the way Pierre says that this song has a “classic” feel to it. Classic? Like Beethoven? Like The Beatles? Fuck it I could write tome about how much this band sucks. You’ve been double warned. Don’t listen to “Jet Lag”.

P.S. Natasha Bedingfield (female vocal on “Jet Lag”) you can’t sing. Please tell me you are def so I can sleep at night thinking you’re only allowed to record because people feel sorry for you.

I know I’m going to get a ton of shit for this if anyone ever ends up reading my blog, but Fireworks, you need to get your shit together. I don’t know what happened to you guys, however, I want you to know, you’ve fallen off the fucking deep end. What’s with the organ? Is it even necessary? Has no one learned anything from Four Year Strong’s Mistakes? It’s the most unintentionally asinine thing I’ve heard since Gorilla Biscuits’ harmonica solo on “Start Today”. Your music is becoming generic and sounds like it belongs on the soundtrack of a dreamworks animated movie. To top it off, David, you sound like a cross between Rob Thomas and Pee-Wee Herman. Figure it out dudes. Figure it out. Listen to the song “Arrows” in the video above or here. Please, tell me I’m crazy. Please tell me I’m just going bat-shit crazy.

I just found out that Cobra Starship and Artist vs Poet released new songs so this will have to continue tomorrow. Worst month of music fucking ever. Title Fight may be the only thing that saves the summer.

#fireworks #arrows #simple plan #jet lag #natasha bedingfield #four year strong #amely #i'm not missing you #fearless records #dane cook #rob thomas #gorilla biscuits #start today #fuck my life #april 2011 #title fight #shed #crappy music #bad music #music