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AWESOME NEWS - Something I Needed to Note

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Aprill 2011 had the most fucked week in music that I can remember. Three bands released new songs that are such a fucking joke they should be opening for Dane Cook.

I would like to start with the band AmelySeriously, come the fuck on. You should all be embarrassed to be in each other’s presence. You’ve written a song so bad that an awkward pity fills my body and makes me unable to listen to this track in its entirety. Congratulations Fearless Records you have yet another winner on your hands. Don’t listen to "I’m Not Missing You" on AltPress.com; you’re wasting your time. I warned you.

Simple Plan … fuck you. God dammit I’m so mad that fucks like you are given studio time. Not because I’m jealous, but because I’m so fucking dumb that I actually think people use it to write palitable music, therefore tricking me into completely blowing three minutes of life, making my miserable existence even worse. The song "Jet Lag" is so bad that it’s a parody of itself. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rebecca Black was given credit for the lyrics on this one. Oh and by the way Pierre says that this song has a “classic” feel to it. Classic? Like Beethoven? Like The Beatles? Fuck it I could write tome about how much this band sucks. You’ve been double warned. Don’t listen to “Jet Lag”.

P.S. Natasha Bedingfield (female vocal on “Jet Lag”) you can’t sing. Please tell me you are def so I can sleep at night thinking you’re only allowed to record because people feel sorry for you.

I know I’m going to get a ton of shit for this if anyone ever ends up reading my blog, but Fireworksyou need to get your shit together. I don’t know what happened to you guys, however, I want you to know, you’ve fallen off the fucking deep end. What’s with the organ? Is it even necessary? Has no one learned anything from Four Year Strong’s Mistakes? It’s the most unintentionally asinine thing I’ve heard since Gorilla Biscuits’ harmonica solo on “Start Today”. Your music is becoming generic and sounds like it belongs on the soundtrack of a dreamworks animated movie. To top it off, David, you sound like a cross between Rob Thomas and Pee-Wee Herman. Figure it out dudes. Figure it out. Listen to the song “Arrows” in the video above or here. Please, tell me I’m crazy. Please tell me I’m just going bat-shit crazy.

I just found out that Cobra Starship and Artist vs Poet released new songs so this will have to continue tomorrow. Worst month of music fucking ever. Title Fight may be the only thing that saves the summer.

#amely #arro #april 2011 #crappy music #Bad Music #crappymusic #dane cook #fearless records #fireworks #fuck my life #Rob Thomas #natasha bedingfield #shed #simple plan #start today #title fight #jet lag #i'm not missing you

AWESOME REVIEW: With the Punches - “Harvard on The Hudson”

Look, this post is just going to be me being picky. I’d say melodic hardcore/pop-punk/hardcore are genres I’m very familiar with so I just wanted to take the time to teach you the difference between bands that are doing this right and bands that are doing this wrong.

With The Punches, I’m sorry, I don’t mean to single you out I’m just using you as an example. Plenty of bands are worse. What bothers me is that you’re bringing nothing new to the table and you’re copying a vocal fad that caught fire when Set Your Goals decided to ruin posicore. First of all, your name is annoying. “With The Punches” is so cliche it … wait a second, nevermind the name suits you well. Second, two bad singers doesn’t make one good singer. Just figure out who can get the job done and do it. You might be thinking, “hey, what about Title Fight; they have two singers”. Yes, they do. Wow, you can count. I’ll admit Title Fight went a little overboard with the switching on their first release, but if you listen to the album “Shed” I think you’d be pleasantly surprised at the fact that each singer has found his niche. For example, listen to the tracks “27” and “Shed”, then listen to “Dreamcatchers” (B-Side) and “Flood of 72”. Title Fight, you’re doing it right. With The Punches, you and 700 other bands are doing it wrong. If it makes you feel any better you just got the highest score I’ve ever given out, and the outro to your song is legit.

Final Verdict:

25/100

#with the punches #harvard on the hudson #doghouse #title fight #set your goals

AWESOME NEWS - Get Title Fight’s Shed Right Now

http://www.emusic.com/album/Title-Fight-Shed-MP3-Download/12471936.html

Click the link above to get Title Fight’s new album Shed right fucking now. A day before street date for only $5.88. Someone fucked up so uh hurry.

A little info about the site. It’s totally legit and the prices are awesome. $.49 a song. No joke. However, I think to activate it’s $11.99, so buy two albums that you want.

#title fight #shed #early release #leak #street date

AWESOME NEWS - Something I Needed to Note Part 1

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This week has easily been the most fucked week in music that I can remember. Three bands have all released new songs that are such a fucking joke they should be opening for Dane Cook.

I would like to start with the band Amely. Seriously, come the fuck on. You should all be embarrassed to be in each other’s presence. You’ve written a song so bad that an awkward pity fills my body and makes me unable to listen to this track in its entirety. Congratulations Fearless Records you have yet another winner on your hands. Don’t listen to "I’m Not Missing You" on AltPress.com; you’re wasting your time. I warned you.

Simple Plan … fuck you. God dammit I’m so mad that fucks like you are given studio time. Not because I’m jealous, but because I’m so fucking dumb that I actually think people use it to write palitable music, therefore tricking me into completely blowing three minutes of life, making my miserable existence even worse. The song "Jet Lag" is so bad that it’s a parody of itself. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rebecca Black was given credit for the lyrics on this one. Oh and by the way Pierre says that this song has a “classic” feel to it. Classic? Like Beethoven? Like The Beatles? Fuck it I could write tome about how much this band sucks. You’ve been double warned. Don’t listen to “Jet Lag”.

P.S. Natasha Bedingfield (female vocal on “Jet Lag”) you can’t sing. Please tell me you are def so I can sleep at night thinking you’re only allowed to record because people feel sorry for you.

I know I’m going to get a ton of shit for this if anyone ever ends up reading my blog, but Fireworks, you need to get your shit together. I don’t know what happened to you guys, however, I want you to know, you’ve fallen off the fucking deep end. What’s with the organ? Is it even necessary? Has no one learned anything from Four Year Strong’s Mistakes? It’s the most unintentionally asinine thing I’ve heard since Gorilla Biscuits’ harmonica solo on “Start Today”. Your music is becoming generic and sounds like it belongs on the soundtrack of a dreamworks animated movie. To top it off, David, you sound like a cross between Rob Thomas and Pee-Wee Herman. Figure it out dudes. Figure it out. Listen to the song “Arrows” in the video above or here. Please, tell me I’m crazy. Please tell me I’m just going bat-shit crazy.

I just found out that Cobra Starship and Artist vs Poet released new songs so this will have to continue tomorrow. Worst month of music fucking ever. Title Fight may be the only thing that saves the summer.

#fireworks #arrows #simple plan #jet lag #natasha bedingfield #four year strong #amely #i'm not missing you #fearless records #dane cook #rob thomas #gorilla biscuits #start today #fuck my life #april 2011 #title fight #shed #crappy music #bad music #music